Whats your best drunken story?

me and my step dad where drinking this type of pert rican rum my mom made and boy that thing is 100 percent strong anyways we where listing to music on youtube watching old videos of bee gees and other types of music all of a sudden i smelled somthing horribly and i noticed he had shited on himself man did it stink i was drank but i noticed where where dieing laughing and falling all over the house breaking things i endend up vomting like 4 times so did he we drank the whole bottle i was intoxecd to the max lol not the first time that happend to me by the way lol be carefull next time and call someone to pick you up :)