My Chinchilla, Kitten, Sugar Glider, and Frog?

Well, duh! Everyone knows you can't trust a chinchilla. I have two of my own and I guarantee he's the one behind this whole thing. The problem isn't getting through to the kitten, sugar glider, and frog, it's going to be getting through that little chinny of yours (well, I don't know about that sugar glider, he might be in on it, too...). Anyway, I'll let you in on a little secret - raisins. Yep, raisins. You dangle a can of those in front of your chinchilla and he'll shape up real quick. Level with him - he keeps the other guys in line, lays off the Mt. Dew, and in return you'll give him some raisins. He'll do *anything* for those raisins. Like I said though, that sugar glider might be in on everything, too. You better hope he doesn't decide to rebel against the chinchilla, otherwise you're in BIG trouble. And, if he finds out your bribing the chinchilla, he'll get really p-ed off - there's NO negotiating with a p-ed off sugar glider! They'll take down anyone and anything that gets in their way. Glad I'm not in your shoes....